The Misanthrope's Field Guide: Entry #1
BODi Broadcasters, Motiva ephemerus
Description
It starts with a single, sweaty photo on your news feed. Your friend posts a note that reads, âJust finished Day 1 of the Insane 41-day Obsessive P90 Beast Fix. Iâm exhausted, but I feel GREAT!â Thenâwith the regularity of a high-fiber dietâyou get daily details about every puke-inducing workout, accompanied by photos of your friend in moist, salt-stained fitness garb. Prepare to unfollow...your friend is now a BODi Broadcaster.
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